“i am so fucking done” i say as i pull myself from the oven. i have been cooked to perfection
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
Guy eats an entire stick of Old Spice deodorant in a minute……
thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.
The internet is over, everyone can go home
The internet is over, everyone can go home
THE INTERNET IS OVER, EVERYONE CAN GO HOME
(Source: theamericankid)