- Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.
we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing.
there was this really sheltered boy in my middle school and his parents didnt even let him take sex ed like he had to go to the library and so one day someone dropped a tampon and he picked it up and was like “what’s this?” and everyone just stared at him as he unwrapped it and played with it and no one had the heart to tell him what was going on we all just stared in silence at a 14-year-old boy playing with a tampon
Our school has this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay about California drug laws into $70 worth of limestone.
Hey thank you! :)