Oh, hi.

upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

(via myarmsareridiculous)

peclro:

i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing

(via myarmsareridiculous)

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

(via gayerthanjew)

grates:

grates:

im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination 

this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it

(via mememaster)

fullmetalfisting:

there was this really sheltered boy in my middle school and his parents didnt even let him take sex ed like he had to go to the library and so one day someone dropped a tampon and he picked it up and was like “what’s this?” and everyone just stared at him as he unwrapped it and played with it and no one had the heart to tell him what was going on we all just stared in silence at a 14-year-old boy playing with a tampon 

(via castleoflions)